Yesterday the U of MN got a wonderful visit from a man by the name of Brother Jed. He came to save us by teaching us to fear God. It was rather entertaining.
Actually, he wasn't all that bad to listen to. I didn't agree with everything he said, but his words didn't make me angry. It was more of an intellectual disagreement than an emotional one.
He told us why gay sex is wrong. He brought out two electrical cords to teach us what happened in sex. He said he wasn't necessarily against weird sex positions, but he encouraged the traditional man-on-top, woman-on-bottom-on-her-back because it made it harder to accidentally use the wrong "orifice."
It was all rather entertaining. If he comes by your campus, I highly recommend that you check it out. There's always a few atheists there who hand out free hugs, so you're sure to get something good out of it all.
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